Whew, I’m barely getting this one in on time…in fact, it may indeed be late. Well, uh, I assure you I have an extremely good reason for this assignment’s tardiness. What? Girl stuff, extremely personal, I might cry out of humiliation if you make me tell you…I’m off the hook? Good, you chose wisely.
And here we have a big blank white wall in my apartment, which I like to pose in front of and pretend like I’m in an American Apparel ad. Of course, I’m actually wearing a bra in all of these pictures (you thought I was the sort of girl to post pictures of herself on da big ol’ bad internet wearing sheer shirts with no bra? Nah, you’re silly).
The first two pictures were taken last summer and the rest were taken in the last month (mostly the last week). Hmm, have I changed at all?
- Grrrrrrr
- Wow, the same exact pose pretty much…not so experimental back then
- I feel weird about this…like I’m about to go become a club girl or something
- All aglow after a Saturday bike ride
- My moves with David
- Saluting in a very odd fashion for some reason
- Not particularly happy, I guess
- All sweet and innocent
- Pee Pee!
- Hi there
- Gotta say I love the pose
- I have a tendency to hang on to that damn wall a lot
- Horsey!
- All dressy and such
- Updo rarity















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