“Bump”y salad dressing sucks balls

The TV was on in the background while I was zealously writing the previous two posts and out of nowhere this Wishbone salad dressing commercial came on that was using Spank Rock’s “Bump.” I heart Spank Rock and this is one of my favorite of his songs, mostly because of the insanely dirty rap [...]

Introductory weekly photo session…hooray?

So I’ve decided to have this feature on the ol’ blog where I take one of the funnier photo sessions from the week (we take gazillions of photos out of both boredom and amusement) and subject you all to it! Sounds grand, huh? Yeah, well I figure this way I’ll at least be [...]