Death by headphones and bathtubs

I feel way shitty. Seriously, I might be dying. My stomach hurts, my head hurts, my eyes are watering, my jaw feels funny (hey now, get that mind out of the gutter), and I feel like I could keel over at any moment.
No, I’m not sick. Just sleep deprived.

C’mon, forgetting Sarah is never a good idea

I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall a few weeks ago and I had some pretty big issues with it after first seeing it (it wasn’t nearly as funny as all the hype surrounding it and the plot was fairly predictable and such), but I’ve grown more and more supremely disturbed by its depiction of women the [...]

Summer self-improvement plan

By the end of this summer, I plan to:

Be able to turn a back walkover. It’s always been my dream to be able to turn a back flip or aerial or something impressive and airless (I had the gymnast dream at the same time I had the writing dream in fact…and then I got [...]

Penny Lane’s a major prude

Oh snap!
So you know that preview for the new Jason Biggs/Kate Hudson/Vomit Face Cook movie? Well, if you don’t, it’s dreadful and boring and you should be ever so grateful you have no idea what I’m talking about right now. Plus, Dane Cook happens to be one of our biggest enemies, being that [...]

Consumer sex

There’s this one restaurant that Eric and I go to like once a week. And we go because it’s awesome and familiar and affordable and tasty…and mostly an easy decision (we’re pussies like that). We never intended to become regulars or anything and I never really thought that you could become a regular [...]